aww oh my goodness
Believe me I could make fun of Krabbypatty Secretformula for 1,000 years but I can’t say anything mean about Tom Hiddleston because I feel like he’s the kind of guy who’d show up at my door wearing a festive tie and a big grin while holding a bottle of red wine and a copy of The Muppets Christmas Carol
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
fun game: call batman “the bats-man” around comic nerds for as long as you can
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
reblog this if cheese is important
shout out to nice anons and nice people in general if you take the time to make other people feel good you deserve to feel good too and i love all of u
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i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
dave strider has a crush: pt 2